Lunacy

Ain’t beauty glamorous?

I put growth serum on my eyebrows just to pluck them into submission.

They will obey.

I keep my face out of the sun to achieve porcelain. Then add bronzer to give it a healthy glow.

I moisturize my skin religiously, then powder my nose.

Shine equals blasphemy.

I burn my natural waves straight, only to add bigger curls at the ends.

That looks more natural…or something…?

I take vitamins to thicken my hair, then panic when my mustache becomes debonair.

Before I wax, I glare at my reflection, defilingly.

Realizing my unobtainable need for “beauty,” is just a form of self-loathing lunacy.

Thanks for reading! Make life great today.

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